# 2. Justin Bieber
Thank God, Rob Ford doesn’t have tattoos. Between Ford and Bieber, they have almost managed to destroy the popularly held belief around the globe that Canadians as a people are polite, self-effacing, humble, good neighbours and well-behaved. Bieber and Ford are the Canadian polar opposites of that notion. Bieber has been charged with disturbing the peace, egging his neighbours house, a DUI in Florida, speeding in a residential area in his Ferrari, and… I’ll stop now if only because you want to slap him for being such an impertinent little ass. His video deposition is the most damning evidence of all that this minuscule pseudo-Canadian needs both a parental intervention and a major attitude adjustment. All that being said, he has two dozen tattoos, an affinity for the works of world-renowned graffiti artist Banksy and he’s well on his way to a full sleeve. And his latest tattoo-related story? Bieber and Bang Bang took a shot at the Guiness Book of World’s Records by inking Bieber at 40,000 feet in an effort to snag the claim for the world’s highest tattoo.